Thursday, May 28, 2009

Observations from Galveston

As you know from a previous post last weekend Tracey and I took the kids to the beach at Galveston last week. Tracey and the kids took their shoes off and splashed in the water. I did not go in the water because I was not sure if it was exactly safe for me to do so. So I just sat back and people watched. VERY INTERESTING!

Most of the buildings in Galveston are either rebuilt or are being rebuilt and open for business.
There are a few buildings that have not been touched.
The seafood there is so darn good!
The beach was definitely split into two big groups with a third small group mixed in.
Major groups- African American and Hispanic with a few White's mixed in.
Both the Hispanics and the African Americans were grilling like crazy on the beach.
Hispanics choice of grilling? Steaks and Fajitas
African Americana's choice of grilling- Sausage Links, Hamburgers, and steak!
WONDERFUL SMELLS!!

In the WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA department.
When your gut is hanging down OVER your bikini to the point that you can't tell you are wearing a bikini....probably means you should have chosen a different type of swimsuit there sweetheart.
White shorts DO NOT act as a good substitute for a swim suit really any time but DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA if you are NOT wearing underwear there HOSS!

Why?
Why can a Hispanic guy bounce a soccer ball 35 times off his body but cannot throw a football 10 yards?
Why do Hispanic woman just appear to not give a crap what they look like in a swimsuit and yet African American woman puts on a BOAT LOAD of makeup to match their swimsuit?
It's like this...I am sure there was a time that the swimsuit you are wearing looked good on you. But you have gained 65 pounds...this means this swimsuit is too small. SURELY you saw this in the mirror. And surely you did not think this was a good idea. Hey I would like to wear a speedo but I know it would not be a good idea.

KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!

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