I want to thank everyone for being here today. Obviously I am very pleased with today's outcome. We do have some areas we need to work on but overall I can't complain for this being our first game. Do you guys have questions?
We noticed that you altered your schedule to include Duke as your opener. Why did you go in that direction?
Well if you want to win in football you need to schedule a school that is good in basketball...he he ya know what I am saying? Seriously, I just wanted to schedule a team that appeared equal to my team talent wise. Of course that did not to turn out to be true because we beat the heck out of them. What did we have a little over 600 yards in offense?
Tell us about your defense? Overall they did well today. I wish we held them a bit more but when we were up 48-7 all of the sudden the refs started finding personal fouls to help them get down the field.
Why did you go for two when you were up 48-7. I don't like the number 49. I would rather stay at 48 or move up to 50.
You were seen eating peanuts on the sideline during the game do you have a comment on that? We were up 48-7 and I got the munchies. I just missed the hotdog guy and the cotton candy dude was nowhere to be found. Peanuts won!
Listen, it was a good start for us. I am happy with how we looked for it being our first game. I look forward to opening it up a bit more on both sides of the ball. We have a lot of work to do to get ready for UAB. Whoever that is...they have a dragon on their helmet. Hopefully with a little luck we can start out 2-0.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
I LOVE These Types of Video Clips
Maybe its because I have been in a situation where I might not see my kids again but I choke up EVERY TIME I see a video like this one.
Tricked On Halloween - Watch more Funny Videos
Tricked On Halloween - Watch more Funny Videos
Monday, November 2, 2009
Coach Huffdaddy Accepts A Coaching Job!
Edit Note- Read Coaches Interviews Useless First
Coach Huffdaddy Approaches the Podium To Make His Coaching Decision Public
Coach HD- I would like to thank all of you for being here today. I know this is an exciting day for everyone. My record speaks for itself in that where ever I go I win so someone is going to have their furtunes turn dramatically with my decision. A lot went into this decision. Once I had this idea I must have thought about which team I was going to take over for a good 10 minutes. In the end it was a hard decision and an easy decision at the same time. Hard in that both of these teams have a history of being bad. Easy in that one of these teams is located in the North and that means cold. Huffdaddy don't do the cold anymore. Besides that university is located in Philadelphia. What a Sh#t Hole. Who wants to live there? So my decision is that I will be taking over the coaching and play calling duties on offense and defense for The SMU MUSTANGS!
Wait for applause and the flash of bulbs as I put on my SMU HAT and hold up a JERSEY with HUFFDADDY #1 for pictures.
At this time I will take questions
Can you go into a bit more detail about why you were looking at schools with the history of SMU? Sure! I was looking for a school that has a losing history. And I think we will agree that SMU fits this tradition since they came back from the death penalty.
Why a school with a losing history? Well I did this for a couple reasons. I have taken over at big schools before and quite frankly there was no challenge. They have the athletes and the recruiting pipelines are set. Year after year I was trying to decide what 5 star recuit to accept. After building up a record of 130-2and 9 National Chanmpionships with 7 of those in a row I decided to step away because it got boring. Here I can build up a school into national prominance and once again show I am a genius and at the same time get SMU to a bigger more respectable conference.
Can you go into more detail about Respectable Conference- Well yeah what are they in CONFERENCE USA? What the hell is that? Have you seen some of these teams. With the exception of Houston these teams would have a hard time beating some of the best HIGHSCHOOL teams in Texas...Anyone here seen Euless Trinity play? They got some mean Tongons! If I can recruit some of those Tongans I figure we can get that TONGAN DANCE tradition going and freak some teams out before we ever hit the field to actually play.
So what is your first step in turning things around? The first step has been taken. That is I am taking over their program. My name alone should be good for a couple of wins anyway. Next I am going to be looking at the schedule. My plan is to search real hard and find some teams worse than us? If I have dig down to division two schools I will. This give us the opportunity build confidence and for the players to get used to my calls both offensively and defensively so we will be ready to roll when conference time starts. After a couple of successful seasons we will start scheduling bigger fish to build up our quality of schedule and get us into a bigger conference.
What conference are you shooting for? The Big XII would be a natural fit.
What if the Big XII does not want to expand? Well they can either become the Big XIII or if they don't like that they can do a little trade. We move to the Big XII and one of their crappy teams like Baylor can move to our smaller conference. I think that would be a natural move. Baylor is awful and needs to admit they have not been competitive in the Big XII in the sports that matter and are not going to be for some time, Seriously, how are you going to recuit at Baylor? Come to Baylor and get the crap beat out of you by Texas, Texas Tech and Okalahoma yearly! Plus who wants to wear Gold and Green. Have you seen some of their uniform combinations? Gold on Gold with Gold Helmits? Barf. SMU is Red White and Blue...you don't get more American than that...and that mustang is pretty cool too.
Any more questions? No?
Well guys I want to thank you for coming out today and the next time we will talk will be before our first game. After that I will be doing post conferences after the games with a build up to our next game.
I hope you enjoyed this and look forward to Coach Huffdaddy's Conferences. It should be a fun season.
Coach Huffdaddy Approaches the Podium To Make His Coaching Decision Public
Coach HD- I would like to thank all of you for being here today. I know this is an exciting day for everyone. My record speaks for itself in that where ever I go I win so someone is going to have their furtunes turn dramatically with my decision. A lot went into this decision. Once I had this idea I must have thought about which team I was going to take over for a good 10 minutes. In the end it was a hard decision and an easy decision at the same time. Hard in that both of these teams have a history of being bad. Easy in that one of these teams is located in the North and that means cold. Huffdaddy don't do the cold anymore. Besides that university is located in Philadelphia. What a Sh#t Hole. Who wants to live there? So my decision is that I will be taking over the coaching and play calling duties on offense and defense for The SMU MUSTANGS!
Wait for applause and the flash of bulbs as I put on my SMU HAT and hold up a JERSEY with HUFFDADDY #1 for pictures.
At this time I will take questions
Can you go into a bit more detail about why you were looking at schools with the history of SMU? Sure! I was looking for a school that has a losing history. And I think we will agree that SMU fits this tradition since they came back from the death penalty.
Why a school with a losing history? Well I did this for a couple reasons. I have taken over at big schools before and quite frankly there was no challenge. They have the athletes and the recruiting pipelines are set. Year after year I was trying to decide what 5 star recuit to accept. After building up a record of 130-2and 9 National Chanmpionships with 7 of those in a row I decided to step away because it got boring. Here I can build up a school into national prominance and once again show I am a genius and at the same time get SMU to a bigger more respectable conference.
Can you go into more detail about Respectable Conference- Well yeah what are they in CONFERENCE USA? What the hell is that? Have you seen some of these teams. With the exception of Houston these teams would have a hard time beating some of the best HIGHSCHOOL teams in Texas...Anyone here seen Euless Trinity play? They got some mean Tongons! If I can recruit some of those Tongans I figure we can get that TONGAN DANCE tradition going and freak some teams out before we ever hit the field to actually play.
So what is your first step in turning things around? The first step has been taken. That is I am taking over their program. My name alone should be good for a couple of wins anyway. Next I am going to be looking at the schedule. My plan is to search real hard and find some teams worse than us? If I have dig down to division two schools I will. This give us the opportunity build confidence and for the players to get used to my calls both offensively and defensively so we will be ready to roll when conference time starts. After a couple of successful seasons we will start scheduling bigger fish to build up our quality of schedule and get us into a bigger conference.
What conference are you shooting for? The Big XII would be a natural fit.
What if the Big XII does not want to expand? Well they can either become the Big XIII or if they don't like that they can do a little trade. We move to the Big XII and one of their crappy teams like Baylor can move to our smaller conference. I think that would be a natural move. Baylor is awful and needs to admit they have not been competitive in the Big XII in the sports that matter and are not going to be for some time, Seriously, how are you going to recuit at Baylor? Come to Baylor and get the crap beat out of you by Texas, Texas Tech and Okalahoma yearly! Plus who wants to wear Gold and Green. Have you seen some of their uniform combinations? Gold on Gold with Gold Helmits? Barf. SMU is Red White and Blue...you don't get more American than that...and that mustang is pretty cool too.
Any more questions? No?
Well guys I want to thank you for coming out today and the next time we will talk will be before our first game. After that I will be doing post conferences after the games with a build up to our next game.
I hope you enjoyed this and look forward to Coach Huffdaddy's Conferences. It should be a fun season.
Coaching Interviews Are Useless
I have just about had it with coaching interviews. Why? because you get no information out of them. You either get Mack Brown version of interviews. In these interviews you hear how it's going to be a heck of a game and TEXAS is going to have to be at their best to beat this team. Then Texas goes out and beats the team 68-10.....
What happened to this was going to a ball game? Do you honestly think a team like this stood a chance against you? I mean really..call it what it is....in college you have no PRESEASON games so you schedule these lambs for slaughter so that you know what you have when you start conference games. In the mean time these schools gladly accept the game because you pay them more in that one game (say 500,000) then they can make in 5 years with their home schedule.
Then you get the coach of the Dallas Cowboys- Who is the MASTER OF SAYING A LOT AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME! Honest the man never answers a question. And what is worse is the media knows this and still asks the same questions. I think the media needs to revolt and agree one day to all have the same list of questions. And keep asking the same question until you get an answer. Reporter One- Why do you think Marion Barber had a hard time running the ball today when other running backs where successful and how much does his injury play into his performance? Coach answers in his traditional way of talking for five minutes and saying nothing. Reporter Two- Um yes since you really did not answer that question and it was a good question I have the same question. Repeat the process until you get something out of him. Beat him into submission.
I like Mike Leacdes interviews..say what you want about him but he does not believe in protecting players ego's. His FAT GIRLFRIENDS interview was awesome!!! He holds people accountable and if they suck he tells the whole world they sucked.
I would be this way. For fun I am going to do a little experiment that you might think is stupid but I want to put myself in that position. Am I going to go out and get a coaching job? Ummmm NO!!
I am going to Use NCAA FOOTBALL 10 and I am going to take on the team as their coach and play through a season. I am going to do a post on this blog and it will read like a pregame or post game conference and I am going to answer the questions as I wished the coaches would answer it should be kind of funny to read about. I goal is to go through an entire season. We shall see what happens.
What happened to this was going to a ball game? Do you honestly think a team like this stood a chance against you? I mean really..call it what it is....in college you have no PRESEASON games so you schedule these lambs for slaughter so that you know what you have when you start conference games. In the mean time these schools gladly accept the game because you pay them more in that one game (say 500,000) then they can make in 5 years with their home schedule.
Then you get the coach of the Dallas Cowboys- Who is the MASTER OF SAYING A LOT AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME! Honest the man never answers a question. And what is worse is the media knows this and still asks the same questions. I think the media needs to revolt and agree one day to all have the same list of questions. And keep asking the same question until you get an answer. Reporter One- Why do you think Marion Barber had a hard time running the ball today when other running backs where successful and how much does his injury play into his performance? Coach answers in his traditional way of talking for five minutes and saying nothing. Reporter Two- Um yes since you really did not answer that question and it was a good question I have the same question. Repeat the process until you get something out of him. Beat him into submission.
I like Mike Leacdes interviews..say what you want about him but he does not believe in protecting players ego's. His FAT GIRLFRIENDS interview was awesome!!! He holds people accountable and if they suck he tells the whole world they sucked.
I would be this way. For fun I am going to do a little experiment that you might think is stupid but I want to put myself in that position. Am I going to go out and get a coaching job? Ummmm NO!!
I am going to Use NCAA FOOTBALL 10 and I am going to take on the team as their coach and play through a season. I am going to do a post on this blog and it will read like a pregame or post game conference and I am going to answer the questions as I wished the coaches would answer it should be kind of funny to read about. I goal is to go through an entire season. We shall see what happens.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Funny
One for the guys and one for the girls
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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